I'll cut to the chase and not bore y'all with how much she complained about the outfit...

Those pantyhose are more like tights than pantyhose. Super tight...which is great BUT...they're too tight...like she was wearing a suit of armor. And the hose + g string + shorts only made everything seem more consealed. Not fun. For either of us. She said they where too tight (they where the perfect size for her) and they where itchy. Once I got the shorts and hose off we had fun but until that it felt as though I was fooling around with a wall. A lovely, shapely, Hooters clad wall but a wall nonetheless.

In the end...Hooters girls IMO are better to look at than actually hold...and it's all because of them darn pantyhose. As hot as they make the girls look, they're like an iron curtain!
BTW, it was surprisingly easy to buy the Hooters pantyhose. I walked into a Hooters and told them I bought a Hooters uniform on line for my wife and I needed a pair of size B stockings. A hooters girl took my five dollars and appeared moments later with a vacuum sealed pair of suntan, footless (awesome!) pantyhose.